The Most-Robbed Contestants of 'American Idol' Season 12
"American Idol" Season 12 is at long last limping to its May 16 finish line, and while either Kree Harrison or Candice Glover will make a fine winner, there are many shocked people out there who think third-place finalist Angie Miller was robbed.
(more ...)Local Cheese Stored Improperly
Saxapahaw, NC (Associated Press) A report of a cheese being stored improperly surfaced earlier this evening in a sleepy central North Carolina town, according to a local resident.
(more ...)“Matty Twice” Hands Game To 49ers
Atlanta, GA (Associated Press)The oddly-celebrated quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons, Matt Ryan, committed two turnovers in the Falcons’ defeat in the NFC Championship game Sunday.
(more ...)Manti Te’o To Tape Interview With Oprah
South Bend, IN (Associated Press) The star of Notre Dame's championship football team said the widely-reported death of his girlfriend from leukemia during the 2012 football season was apparently a hoax, and claims he was duped by it as well.
(more ...)Goodell To Review Sandusky Sentence
BELLEFONTE, Pa. – Jerry Sandusky will spend the rest of his life behind bars. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, however, will review the sentence handed down by Judge John Cleland as requested by the New Orleans Saints organization.
(more ...)NASA Announces New Budget-Minded Shuttle Missions
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has announced a new program that will keep the familiar shuttles flying for at least a few more years.
(more ...)Woman Fired For Being Too Hot Actually Not That Hot
New York (AP) - Lauren Odes, the woman who was fired from Native Intimates, the New Jersey lingerie warehouse, claims she was fired for being "too hot."
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Ladies! A Discontinued Lipstick Cloning Center--Online!
When Revlon pulls the plug on Midnight Mocha Maple Frost, just send a sample to ChuckandCletus2.com and we will clone it for you! Never lose a favorite shade again! Chuck, Cletus, and Cecil keep a shed full of paraffin, waxes, dyes, and "special" ingredients that are never tested on laboratory animals. Barnyard animals, yes, but never in a clinical setting. Three tube minimum on all orders. Contact us at Chuck@ChuckandCletus2.com....
(more ...)1996 Summer Olympic Commemorative Sugar Packets
For Sale--1996 Summer Olympic Commemorative Domino Sugar Packets
(more ...)1991 Precisionaire EZ Flow 20 x 20 x 1 Heavy Duty Air Filter
Used 1991 Precisionaire EZ Flow 20 x 20 x 1 Heavy Duty Air Filter. Has retained much of original shape; also will fit 20 x 18 x 1 openings. $.99 new, will sacrifice for $.35 obo. Serious inquiries only. 545-6858 after 6pm.
(more ...)What Happened to the Original ChuckandCletus.com?
Deep South (AP) - In a surprising press release today, Chuck Craddock, Cecil Craddock and Cletus H. Gibson finally revealed what happened to the original chuckandcletus.com website. Specifically, why it went down and where they disappeared to for so many years.
(more ...)The Bios--Who We Are
Just who are Chuck, Cletus and Cecil? What makes them tick? What drives their ambition to inform the world?
(more ...)Other Merchandise Stuff
Located on this page is merchandise from the twisted minds of Chuck and Cletus. We'll be adding much more useless stuff as time goes on ... and we actually think of something good. And as you peruse this page, don't think of yourself; think of your loved ones that would absolutely kill to have this one-of-a-kind stuff!!
(more ...)Commentary: First Name Initials
A Special Commentary from Brad Neckerson, Chuck and Cletus Correspondent.
(more ...)Ask Chuck! - Japanese vs. American Pickups
Welcome to Ask Chuck! This is where visitors submit a question for Chuck to answer to the best of his ability, using all of his worldly knowledge and research. This question is from Todd Moselski of Waukesha, WI. Click to download Chuck's answer...
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