Report: Kubiak Escapes Hospital And Threatens To Coach Again
Houston, TX (Associated Press) Just two days after suffering a minor stroke during halftime of the Colts-Texans game, Coach Gary Kubiak has escaped a Houston area hospital and is believed to be interested in once again coaching the team, according to team officials.
Reid Steps Down As Coach Of Chiefs
Kansas City, MO (Associated Press) During a tumultuous week in the NFL when serious injuries to numerous key players dominated headlines, the Kansas City Chiefs are reporting that head coach Andy Reid stepped down earlier today.(more ...)
Panthers Agree On Four Neck Surgeries For Newton
On the heels of Peyton Manning’s stunning success after his multiple neck surgeries, the Carolina Panthers have announced that they are scheduling their derailed superstar for some of the same.
Local Man Changes Morning Routine
Greensboro, NC (Associated Press) Officials in the mid-state region known as the Piedmont have revealed that a local man in Greensboro, North Carolina, has altered his morning routine.(more ...)
Cruise, Paramount Announce New Agreement
Burbank, CA (Associated Press) One of Hollywood’s biggest stars just got bigger as Paramount Pictures signed Tom Cruise to portray NBA legend Wilt Chamberlain in a film set to begin production later this year.(more ...)
General Motors To Offer Reverse Auto Leases
Detroit, MI (Associated Press) In an unprecedented and ambitious move, General Motors, the American multinational automotive corporation, will offer Reverse Auto Leases to consumers in North America beginning June 1 of this year.
The Most-Robbed Contestants of 'American Idol' Season 12
"American Idol" Season 12 is at long last limping to its May 16 finish line, and while either Kree Harrison or Candice Glover will make a fine winner, there are many shocked people out there who think third-place finalist Angie Miller was robbed.(more ...)
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Ladies! A Discontinued Lipstick Cloning Center--Online!
When Revlon pulls the plug on Midnight Mocha Maple Frost, just send a sample to ChuckandCletus2.com and we will clone it for you! Never lose a favorite shade again! Chuck, Cletus, and Cecil keep a shed full of paraffin, waxes, dyes, and "special" ingredients that are never tested on laboratory animals. Barnyard animals, yes, but never in a clinical setting. Three tube minimum on all orders. Contact us at Chuck@ChuckandCletus2.com....(more ...)
1996 Summer Olympic Commemorative Sugar Packets
For Sale--1996 Summer Olympic Commemorative Domino Sugar Packets(more ...)
1991 Precisionaire EZ Flow 20 x 20 x 1 Heavy Duty Air Filter
Used 1991 Precisionaire EZ Flow 20 x 20 x 1 Heavy Duty Air Filter. Has retained much of original shape; also will fit 20 x 18 x 1 openings. $.99 new, will sacrifice for $.35 obo. Serious inquiries only. 545-6858 after 6pm.(more ...)
What Happened to the Original ChuckandCletus.com?
Deep South (AP) - In a surprising press release today, Chuck Craddock, Cecil Craddock and Cletus H. Gibson finally revealed what happened to the original chuckandcletus.com website. Specifically, why it went down and where they disappeared to for so many years.(more ...)
The Bios--Who We Are
Just who are Chuck, Cletus and Cecil? What makes them tick? What drives their ambition to inform the world?(more ...)
Other Merchandise Stuff
Located on this page is merchandise from the twisted minds of Chuck and Cletus. We'll be adding much more useless stuff as time goes on ... and we actually think of something good. And as you peruse this page, don't think of yourself; think of your loved ones that would absolutely kill to have this one-of-a-kind stuff!!(more ...)
Commentary: First Name Initials
A Special Commentary from Brad Neckerson, Chuck and Cletus Correspondent.(more ...)
Ask Chuck! - Japanese vs. American Pickups
Welcome to Ask Chuck! This is where visitors submit a question for Chuck to answer to the best of his ability, using all of his worldly knowledge and research. This question is from Todd Moselski of Waukesha, WI. Click to download Chuck's answer...(more ...)